On the Road

Today, Dave and Brian take the road to SUNY Cobleskill and perform for the fine students of this New York State College. Saturday we hit the road to Seton Hill University and do the same. Hopefully, the shows will go great, we'll get more Facebook friends, and perhaps an honorary degree.

What does hitting the road look like for a famous musical comedy duo? First it involves, Dave loading his infant into a rental car so he can head down to the office to sign the rental papers. Conversation on the way to the rental office could include the impact of The Middle East's current political unbalance on Oil prices, Descartes' Passions of the Soul, or Fantasy Football.

Next, Dave will pick up his 2 year old from Nursery School, drop him off at home, and then head off to pick up Brian who has spent the morning caring for his 1 year old. By caring for his child, I mean training him in tax law, so that we can save on accountant fees every April. Then we hit the road toward New York probably listening to Jimmy Eat World, Weezer, and the audiobook of "Tuesdays with Morrie."

A lot of you are wondering, "Dave, how do you guys dine when you're on the road?" Since there aren't too many Ponderosas anymore, we usually stick to Chick-fil-A, Subway, and of course, Chinese Buffets. Otherwise, it's your typical regiment of Skittles, Nibs, and Corn Nuts.

Finally, we will get to rock the faces off of college kids. If there are any kids who show up without faces, we will rock off whatever remains on the front of their heads. Then we will be coming directly home after the show, so that trip will be sponsored by caffeine. Are we going directly home, because we are sick of trashing hotel rooms like Rock Stars? No. We want to get home, have 2 hours of sleep, and watch little kids like Rock Stars.

Dave