New Year's Resolution

Hey Everyone,

New Year's Resolution seem to be pretty popular. People vow to lose weight, quit smoking, or stop watching Glee, but something always makes them fall. Darn you Will Schuester!

I have never been one to make resolutions because I know I can't keep them. Actually, last year I tried to make myself feel better by resolving not to keep my resolutions. Unfortunately, by succeeding, I failed.

If you are having a hard time coming up with some resolutions, let me throw some at you that you may have an easy time doing.

-Buy a Dave and Brian CD at DaveAndBrian.com and play it for all of your friends. One of my resolutions is that my kids can eat)

-Start pronouncing the word "creek," "crick." I'm not sure why, but it's something I started doing and find it very satisfying.

-Memorize all the lyrics to Taylor Swift's songs so you can sing along when they come on the radio while alone in the car, but pretend you have no idea who she is when in the company of others (I know we all do this already, but let's shoot for doable things).

-Give boxes of Count Chocula to any teenage girl you may know and tell them it's because you know how much they love that Twilight. This act will make you simultaneously lame to some aspects of society and awesome to others.

-If anyone invites you to participate in Farmville, unfriend them. Seriously. Pick up a phone, and tell them you REALLY don't want to be friends anymore.

Those are just a few things that you can try and maybe they'll work out. If not, don't worry about it. It's already 2011 and according to a recent John Cusack film I saw, the world will be ending soon. I mean "Con Air" was right on so many things.

Dave